B!TCH PLEASE Mug 12oz – Bold, Sassy, and Unapologetically You

Sip Your Tea with Attitude – A Mug That Speaks Your Mood

For the fierce, the fearless, and the fabulously outspoken, the B!TCH PLEASE Mug 12oz is more than just a coffee cup—it’s a declaration. Whether you're starting your morning, side-eyeing a coworker, or enjoying a well-deserved break, this mug sets the tone loud and clear: you’re not here for the nonsense.

With a bold design and unapologetic message, it’s the perfect mug for someone who owns their energy, speaks their mind, and isn’t afraid to bring a little sass to the table. Whether it's for you or someone who lives and breathes this energy—this mug is a gift with personality.

Designed for Daily Power Sips

This isn’t just a novelty item. The B!TCH PLEASE Mug is made for daily use, with high-quality ceramic construction and a comfortable 12oz (approx. 350ml) capacity—perfect for:

• Morning coffee
  
• Herbal teas
  
• Hot chocolate
  
• Matcha or even soup
  

Whether you're sipping in the office, the kitchen, or from your balcony throne, this mug delivers bold vibes and big flavour.

Make a Statement, Without Saying a Word

Let your mug do the talking. The “B!TCH PLEASE” message is front and centre, printed in large, sassy typography that’s impossible to ignore. Whether you're gifting it to your best friend or keeping it for your own mood-boosting rituals, it’s a perfect way to own the moment.

This mug is ideal for:

• Empowered mornings
  
• Laugh-out-loud gifts
  
• Desk conversation starters
  
• Confidence resets between meetings
  
• Girls’ night or birthday brunches
  

Sassy, stylish, and oh-so-relatable.

The Perfect Gift for That One Friend (or Yourself)

We all know someone who needs this mug—and maybe it’s you. The B!TCH PLEASE Mug makes an excellent gift for:

• Best friends with bold personalities
  
• Office queens and drama-free coworkers
  
• Sisters and cousins who live for sarcasm
  
• Your inner diva who needs a daily reminder
  

Perfect for:

• Birthdays
  
• Christmas
  
• Galentine’s Day
  
• Secret Santa gifts
  
• “Just because” moments that say it all
  

Built for Real-World Use

This isn’t a flimsy novelty mug. The LANDMARK-quality ceramic is built to last and designed to be as functional as it is fabulous.

Features include:

• Glossy finish for shine and scratch resistance
  
• Large handle for a secure, comfortable grip
  
• Microwave-safe for reheating
  
• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
  
• Fade-resistant print that keeps the sass strong, use after use
  

Take it to work, show it off on Zoom calls, or enjoy it solo in bed—it’s made to suit your schedule and your mood.

Bold Design That Complements Any Vibe

With its classic black and white palette and attention-grabbing font, the B!TCH PLEASE Mug pairs perfectly with:

• Minimalist kitchen aesthetics
  
• Bright, bold mug collections
  
• Monochrome office desks
  
• Instagram-worthy flatlays
  
• Your attitude
  

It’s a standout piece that will have everyone asking, “Where did you get that?”

Not Just a Mug – A Whole Vibe

This mug isn’t just about what you drink—it’s about how you own your day. The moment you wrap your hands around it, you’re not just sipping—you’re reclaiming your power. It’s:

• A morning ritual upgrade
  
• A sass injection for your 3pm slump
  
• A reminder to keep your crown on and your standards high
  

Because sometimes, “B!TCH PLEASE” is the only appropriate response.

Compact, Practical, and Empowering

The 12oz (approx. 350ml) size is perfect for everyday use—big enough to satisfy, small enough to fit in any cupboard, office drawer, or shelf.

Use it for:

• Daily coffee routines
  
• Desk humour
  
• Chill weekends
  
• Girls' night pre-game prep
  
• Office secret weapon
  

Wherever you need a dose of sass, this mug delivers.

Sustainable Sass

Why waste personality on paper cups? This ceramic mug is:

• Reusable
  
• Environmentally friendly
  
• Zero-waste alternative to disposable cups
  
• Toxin-free and BPA-free
  

Sip boldly and sustainably.

Packaging That Pops

Perfectly giftable, this mug is usually packed in a stylish presentation box, making it easy to wrap or add to a gift basket.

Make it part of a sassy gift set with:

• Tea or coffee sachets
  
• Chocolate treats or cookies
  
• Candles or notebooks with attitude
  
• Lip gloss, face masks, or other glam goodies
  

Key Features at a Glance

• Capacity: 12oz / approx. 350ml
  
• Material: High-quality glazed ceramic
  
• Message: “B!TCH PLEASE” printed in bold font
  
• Use: Coffee, tea, hot drinks, or soup
  
• Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
  
• Grip: Large ergonomic handle
  
• Finish: Glossy, scratch-resistant glaze
  
• Gift-Friendly: Arrives in presentation box
  

Why Choose the B!TCH PLEASE Mug?

✔ Bold Message

Say what you're really thinking, without saying a word.

✔ Perfect Size

Not too big, not too small—just right for your daily fix.

✔ Durable and Easy to Clean

No babying needed—this mug is as strong as your vibe.

✔ A+ Gift Idea

Make her laugh, roll her eyes, and say “OMG I love this!”

✔ Designed for Every Mood

From coffee-fueled Mondays to wine-down Fridays.

Customer Testimonials (Fictional Examples)

“I bought this for my bestie and she screamed. It’s her new fave mug.” – Dani, Auckland
“I keep it at work. It’s the only thing that makes Monday meetings bearable.” – Jordan, Wellington
“Honestly bought it for myself. No regrets. I sip my tea and feel unstoppable.” – Simone, Christchurch